Over the last couple of years, the words “fucktard” and “fuckton”, and possibly other words that use “fuck” as a prefix, seem to have cropped up into English speakers’ everyday speech. What’s the deal with these words?

With no logical reasoning to back this up, these words sound terrible and I hate them. Every time I hear somebody go “That guy is a fucktard” or “I just ate a fuckton of tacos at the Taco-Mat”, I want to destroy that person’s mind with a tire iron. The only problem is that so damn many of these fucking retards are using these words now. It’s not just like one or two people–it’s a fu…well, it’s a lot.

Gotta go.