Well, hell.

It feels like I haven’t updated this thing since, like, August 17th 2013. Much has happened. I’ll get to that. But for the time being let this just stand as my re-inaugural address–a sort of state of the union, or figurative CPR chest-pumping of the figurative hammering heart stopped hammering.

As promised in my about page, there will be occasional pictures of slow lorises. This, I feel, is an occasion, and hence:

I mean COME on!!

Slow loris for president.

Anyway. Still beating. I will update this thing more. Soon.